一哭二闹三上吊

(pron: yi-ku-er-nao-san-shang-diao)

华人：你不答应，我就嚎啕大哭。
Immigrant： I leave you alone to cry your eyes out.
华人：你不投降，我就大发雷霆。
Immigrant： I call 911 if  necessary.
华人： 你不给钱, 我就上吊, 跳楼，投河。。。
Immigrant： As long as my life is not threatened, I won't lose a penny no matter how you threaten your own life.

就是喜欢听你骂

(pron: jiu-shi-xi-huan-tin-ni-ma)

华人姑娘撒娇是：娇瞋， 捶扁， 轻斥，踹死你。。。
华人小伙示爱是：就爱你白眼，就想被你骂，就喜欢被你掐。被你拧。。。
Immigrant: I  swear is because I am being pissed off by you, sincerely don't mean to lead you on. So back off.