Saturday, June 4, 2016

一哭二闹三上吊

(pron: yi-ku-er-nao-san-shang-diao)

华人:你不答应,我就嚎啕大哭。
Immigrant: I leave you alone to cry your eyes out.
华人:你不投降,我就大发雷霆。
Immigrant: I call 911 if  necessary.
华人: 你不给钱, 我就上吊, 跳楼,投河。。。
Immigrant: As long as my life is not threatened, I won't lose a penny no matter how you threaten your own life.